paff

clearly the noise that is created when a large quantity of drinking straws are thrown

hey buddy whats up

"paff"

what was that?
that was clearly the noise of drinking sraws being thrown

by mondonkeyman April 13, 2010

paff

to masturbate. first heard in canadian high schools attended by young but moxy feminists.

"i had a huge crush on you in high school and and would paff while thinking of you."

by mystery meat June 10, 2008

paff

Female version of fap. Derived from the sound of a female masturbating.

As she saw her boyfriend give a hot show on webcam, she paffed until her fingers were sore.

by The Duck Mastah June 03, 2010

paff

paff means if u ever feel a little ecited and you start jumping and then all of asudden u start flying that means paff.

when i fell of my balcony into my pool,on the way down i was saying paff.

by sarah July 04, 2004

paff

1. A word used to replace or expand upon profanity.

2. A sound effect used for physical humor; oft followed by 'biff,' 'pow' or 'kaboom.'

1. "So I told the guy to go paff himself before I paffed the paff outa him... paffing jerk."

2. Bob was running along when out of nowhere, a bird flew into him and PAFF! right in the face!

by Rosie-Shirley Hoehn-Unrau January 04, 2008

Paff

Term used for a cigarette in the southwestern suburbs of Baltimore, MD.

Can I bum a paff off of you?

by Zephyr Sky September 15, 2010

Paff

The Real American Patriot. He so tough he kills terrorists when he's making breakfast! He fights everyone- ninjas, Mike Tyson, the King and Queen...

His only problem is he can't spell. Or speak proper English. Or draw.

www.paffonline.tk is Paff's official website!

by Paff_fan May 09, 2005