praffe

The practice effect you get after taking too many online IQ tests.

I thought I had a 140 IQ, because that's what I got on Mensa NO, but my 103 WAIS score shows that I just have too much praffe (and a wrongfully inflated ego).

praffe by ilovetrump2024 February 5, 2023

Proffer 

In federal criminal cases, cooperating with the government is commonly known as a proffer agreement, interview, proffer letter, or a “Queen for a Day” letter.

A proffer agreement is a written contract between a federal prosecutor and defendant, or a person under a criminal investigation, where they will make an agreement to give the prosecutor useful information. Their statements won't be used against them later in a criminal proceeding.

John had to proffer he was looking at 45 years

Proffer by connierobinsonkc March 21, 2023

Proffesional Asshole 

A person with full skill at being an asshole.Only men can be a proffesional asshole.Proffesional assholes are very sarcastic,and annoy people for hours.they wont stop until they see your pissed off.(i.e Me)

(Pretends to straighten tie)The proffesional asshole is here

Proffesional Asshole by Peewee-hermanizer January 2, 2015

proffessional street nigga 

To become the best street nigga alive

Thats a proffessional street nigga!

proffessional street nigga by Xd smart guy April 19, 2018

proffesional crastinator 

A person who is good at doing anything as long as it is not productive in anyway towards the task at hand.

Ironically a professional crastinator often realizes true potential at their actual profession

**Man Aoun is so good at procrastinating he should figure out a way he can do it while getting paid and become a proffesional crastinator

proffesional crastinator by Bskoks13 February 11, 2009

proffessional hater 

a person who makes it his daily job to be a hater. spends all of his time hatin on other people, and does it proffessionally.

amy: don't worry about that. he's just a hater.
roger: more like a proffessional hater. he dont do nothin else.

proffessional hater by AmyCavalier March 5, 2011

phaffershat 

(faf' er shat) adj.

Pretty damn good.

"Dude, got any more of them phaffershat nugs?"
"Get lost, douchebag."
"Aww, fuck you and your fucking schwag."

phaffershat by cameltoe January 30, 2006