plaff

the sound a fresh bread loaf or bun makes when you squish it.

the mans bun plaffed well, it was fresh

by Giantslayer December 6, 2007

plaff

Used when refering to someone else falling over.

And he fell, *plaff*, right on his face!

by Fiona Southwell September 21, 2008

Plaff

The distinct sound of semen hitting its desired target

There was a russtle in the bushes. Cindy decided to investigate further. Then, out of nowhere came a great "PLAFF". Cindy was drenched.

by Rarch April 29, 2008

Plaff

That one guy who asks you to buy him 5 cubes when the store your buying them from is right next to him, so his fatass cant walk a couple feet to the store.

Plaff is one lazy bitch

by WeirdNigga23 July 1, 2020

Cheese Plaff

After biting into cheesey food and pulling it from your mouth, a long strand falls across your chin, resulting in a cheese plaff.

I had Pappa John's last night and think I got a third degree burn on my chin from a vicious cheese plaff.

by Birbo March 25, 2019

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"

Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021

pleffit

A special type of black cat that can communicate to you through telepathy

Hello I am a pleffit and I want more food

by Futsi Bear November 24, 2019