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Plaffing 

The art of plaffing is to play one's rear in order to show appreciation at the TV.
Groups of around fifty may gather to perform this traditional British act.
Example: "Me, Dave and his Christian hockey team were plaffing at England's win last night till our neighbors thought they were being attacked by a helicopter.
Plaffing by Unemployment May 21, 2018
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Plaffing 

The art of plaffing is to pay one's rear in order to show appreciation at the TV.
Groups of around fifty may gather to perform this traditional British act.
Example: "Me, Dave and his Christian hockey team were plaffing at England's win last night till our neighbors thought they were being attacked by a helicopter.
Plaffing by Unemployment May 21, 2018

phaffing 

Activity that looks (to the casual observer) like work (or another task) but is not really all that productive, and in fact may be time wasting.

Is usually used this way: "phaffing around"
Eg "I'm just phaffing around, really."
or
"He looks busy but he's just phaffing around"
phaffing by Shelleys August 28, 2006

Pilaffing 

Pilaffing: The act of murdering a puppet, ripping out its stuffing, replacing it with rice pilaf and fucking it.
Steve: oh Jesus, someone's porking a puppet!!
Fred: Tight, it looks like the cookie monster just got rice pilaffed, gotta love some good old fashioned pilaffing!
Pilaffing by Trmnllcphillips August 30, 2018
Sexual Intercourse between two people. Normally when the male is taking the dominant (and therefore energetic) role of thrusting at his colleage/cohort/partner in love.
Sam: What the hell is that!?!?!
Robin: No idea sounds like Mick is trying to break his wall down.
Sam: Ahh, Kung Po Claire is up there, they must be paffing.
Mick: .............Scadoosh
Paffing by Lesiurama15 February 21, 2012

Pliffing 

Pliffing is considered to be the most embarrassing forms of laughing. It involves laughing and pissing. The laugh starts abruptly before you have a chance to save it....you pee everywhere uncontrollably and for some unknown reason it is still funny. aka Dan Nicole
My friend made me laugh and I started pliffing my pants and continued to laugh like nothing even happened.
Pliffing by twistedTeasDnN May 16, 2013
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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