Plaffing 

To do something purely to mess with people and have fun. Saying and doing stupid things for the pure joy of it.

Do you really think that about Sarah?
Nah, I was just plaffing

Plaffing by Pollisticness October 24, 2018

Plaffing 

The art of plaffing is to pay one's rear in order to show appreciation at the TV.
Groups of around fifty may gather to perform this traditional British act.

Example: "Me, Dave and his Christian hockey team were plaffing at England's win last night till our neighbors thought they were being attacked by a helicopter.

Plaffing by Unemployment May 21, 2018

Plaffing 

The art of plaffing is to play one's rear in order to show appreciation at the TV.
Groups of around fifty may gather to perform this traditional British act.

Example: "Me, Dave and his Christian hockey team were plaffing at England's win last night till our neighbors thought they were being attacked by a helicopter.

Plaffing by Unemployment May 21, 2018

phaffing 

Activity that looks (to the casual observer) like work (or another task) but is not really all that productive, and in fact may be time wasting.

Is usually used this way: "phaffing around"

Eg "I'm just phaffing around, really."
or
"He looks busy but he's just phaffing around"

phaffing by Shelleys August 28, 2006

Pilaffing 

Pilaffing: The act of murdering a puppet, ripping out its stuffing, replacing it with rice pilaf and fucking it.

Steve: oh Jesus, someone's porking a puppet!!
Fred: Tight, it looks like the cookie monster just got rice pilaffed, gotta love some good old fashioned pilaffing!

Pilaffing by Trmnllcphillips August 30, 2018

Paffing 

Sexual Intercourse between two people. Normally when the male is taking the dominant (and therefore energetic) role of thrusting at his colleage/cohort/partner in love.

Sam: What the hell is that!?!?!
Robin: No idea sounds like Mick is trying to break his wall down.
Sam: Ahh, Kung Po Claire is up there, they must be paffing.
Mick: .............Scadoosh

Paffing by Lesiurama15 February 21, 2012

Pliffing 

Pliffing is considered to be the most embarrassing forms of laughing. It involves laughing and pissing. The laugh starts abruptly before you have a chance to save it....you pee everywhere uncontrollably and for some unknown reason it is still funny. aka Dan Nicole

My friend made me laugh and I started pliffing my pants and continued to laugh like nothing even happened.

Pliffing by twistedTeasDnN May 16, 2013