Definitions by Paffyboi777

Lentils Day

The last Sunday in May. Dedicated to drinking with the boys. Usually at spoons

Person 1: Bret, Josh, Luke and Dan are getting absolutely smashed this Sunday
Person 2: Oh yeah, why’s that?
Person 1: Are you crazy? It’s Lentils Day!!

Lentils Day by Paffyboi777 January 9, 2026

Lentil Muncher

An idiotic, lazy or incompetent person

Dave did absolutely no work today, what a lentil muncher

Lentil Muncher by Paffyboi777 January 8, 2026

Paffy 

Roadman slang typically used to describe something cool or amazing

“Bro you missed out on one paffy night while you were working”

“Hey did you just see that paffy ting that just walked through the door?”

Paffy by Paffyboi777 October 26, 2022