punosexual

one who is sexually aroused or excited by puns

man, Felix is such a punosexual, he got all hot and bothered when I made that pair/pear joke

by m to the d December 9, 2007

pedosexual

not real, make believe, bullshit.
just pedophilia.

Lauren: "What is your sexual identity Mark?"
Mark: "Im a pedosexual"
Lauren: "No, you fucking dipshit. You're just a pedophile, you fuck children, and should be publicly hanged."

by godthemself June 24, 2018

Pedosexual

A made-up sexual orientation in which the person is attracted to underage kids. It's OK to be straight. Or gay. Or bi. However, you are a fucking lunatic if you are pedosexual.

Pedo: Hi I'm a pedosexual.
Any sane human being: Ew tf.
FBI: OPEN UP!

by DabasaurusOfficial69 February 20, 2019

Pyrosexual

Someone who is a furry who watches Pyrocynical, and develops sexual attractions to his voice and sexy Foxy The Pirate avatar.

Male 1: "Oh man I thought I was straight but when I watch his videos I have these Pyrosexual feelings. Like I just want to masturbate so hard when I hear his voice talking shit about garden gnomes"
Male 2: "Get a fucking life"

by BulletBillGamer June 23, 2016

Pedosexual

Creeps who say theyre LGBTQ+ as an excuse to commit pedophillia

Jim: I identify as a a Pedosexual

Tom: Well heck you then.

by SrSleepy August 4, 2018

Pedosexual

A nonexistent "sexuality" that pedophiles are trying to use to justify molesting kids. New flash guys. Age is not a gender/sex. Pedophilia is a mental illness, where being lgbtqa+ isn't. Thank you, have a nice day.

Susie: mister, what's your sexuality?
Bob: I'm a pedosexual!
Susie: YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! GET YOUR DICK OUT OF THAT BABIES MOUTH!

by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019

Pedosexual

Nasty people who try to squirm their way into the LGBTQIA+ community by claiming that pedophilia is a sexuality.

"Tony said he's pedosexual" "That's 1) invalid and 2) disgusting"

by wow.platy July 27, 2018