Pedosexual

A made-up sexual orientation in which the person is attracted to underage kids. It's OK to be straight. Or gay. Or bi. However, you are a fucking lunatic if you are pedosexual.

Pedo: Hi I'm a pedosexual.
Any sane human being: Ew tf.
FBI: OPEN UP!

by DabasaurusOfficial69 February 20, 2019

Pedosexual

Creeps who say theyre LGBTQ+ as an excuse to commit pedophillia

Jim: I identify as a a Pedosexual

Tom: Well heck you then.

by SrSleepy August 04, 2018

Pedosexual

A nonexistent "sexuality" that pedophiles are trying to use to justify molesting kids. New flash guys. Age is not a gender/sex. Pedophilia is a mental illness, where being lgbtqa+ isn't. Thank you, have a nice day.

Susie: mister, what's your sexuality?
Bob: I'm a pedosexual!
Susie: YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! GET YOUR DICK OUT OF THAT BABIES MOUTH!

by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019

Pedosexual

Nasty people who try to squirm their way into the LGBTQIA+ community by claiming that pedophilia is a sexuality.

"Tony said he's pedosexual" "That's 1) invalid and 2) disgusting"

by wow.platy July 27, 2018

Pedosexual

Something sick and twisted that doesn't exist so shut the fuck up.

"Damn frank think that he's a pedosexual when he's just a child molester."

by 91fucking1 April 26, 2019

Pedosexual

A child rapist or molestor..people who like having sex with children and want their disgusting sexual perversion to be recognized as another type of sexuality, such as homosexuality, bisexuality or trans-sexuality, hence calling themselves pedosexuals

Child rapists and molestors now want equal rights and acceptance. They’re calling themselves pedosexuals rather than pedophiles and they want to be included in the LGBTQ movement...how sick and disgusting!

by EbonySky May 21, 2018

Pedosexual

Literal human garbage that should be sectioned and shot.

Hey have you heard that mark is a pedosexual?
No he's a child molester and should be hung.

by ChiefParstington November 01, 2018