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Punkosexual 

Prison setting:

Come here you punkosexual and suck my dick
Punkosexual by Sexy dweeb October 10, 2017
Words you can keep

Pinosexual 

Look that's Pino, I think I'm pinosexual
Pinosexual by Josueandlukearegay October 1, 2019

Pokosexual 

An Obsession involving Poker and Homosexual Butt fucking.Also a sexual fetish, where multiple men meet up in a confined room and have gay sex with each other while playing Texas hold'em. Or in Poko terms Texas poke'em.Weed smoking is also common during a Pokosexual experience, but many would agree they just like to drink a few beer, and go all in.
Note: It has been reported that some pokos actually sleep on poker tables.
Johnny:"Man that poko is walking funny"
Stewart:"yeah he must of been up late playing Pokem Last night"
Johnny:"Poor guy his butt cheeks must be sore"
Stewart:"Once a Pokosexual always a Pokosexual"
Pokosexual by Moe Sizlak October 19, 2006
sexually attracted to bad jokes
Proof enough for you, Mr.Sahwit? Or should I say...Mr.Did it!, yeah, i´m punsexual
punsexual by Nyan cat March 5, 2014

Pinksexual

Its a “sexuality” that is used to mock the

lgbtqia + community,meaning that the said person who identifies as “pinksexual” is attracted to the colour,something of that colour,or even something that has “pink” in its name.
"Omg! That pink cup looks really hot!"

"No it doesn't,tf is wrong with you."

"Im pinksexual! Why are you such a homophobe!"

"Pinksexual isn't part of the lgbt community"
Pinksexual by anonymous January 2, 2022
Someone who is sexually attracted to someone who makes the strongest or worst puns
"Why do you like him?" "I'm punsexual"
Punsexual by Punsexual Cat February 24, 2018

punosexual 

one who is sexually aroused or excited by puns
man, Felix is such a punosexual, he got all hot and bothered when I made that pair/pear joke
punosexual by m to the d December 9, 2007
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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