Unosexual 

Unosexual (Uno-Sexual)-

A person who's sexuality requires only themselves also known as a masturbator. Typically prefers solo interaction. Uno as in one.

Ya, what a nerd. He's going to die an unosexual

Unosexual by WordBank;) August 4, 2010

unosexual 

Sexually attracted to the playing cards in the hit card game, Uno.

“Wow, as an unosexual, that +4 really got me going.”

“I don’t know man, everyone’s different; I’m more of a reverse guy myself.”

unosexual by nomuworshipper69 April 30, 2023

UwUsexual 

UwUsexual is an (fake) sexuality made by retardeds who thinks that making "UwU" on sexuality is quirky.

somebody 1 : hey what's your sexuality?
somebody 2 : oh i'm UwUsexual-
somebody 1 : NOT TODAY SATAN-

UwUsexual is when you find people who uses "UwU" hot

UwUsexual by big shit simp March 8, 2021

nosexual

Male or female who has no interest in sexual activities, or seems to not take attraction to either sex. Person who seems to dislike being around anyone.

You know John? He's a total nosexual, doesn't like either gender!

nosexual by Timothy C Babcock June 12, 2006

unasexualised 

unasexualised is a term invented by Caspian IV, which means when someone isn't asexual anymore because they saw a really hot person that they'd fuck

Lexie: he's so hot I'd definitely fuck him
me: did you just unasexualised yourself for him?

unasexualised by Nameless44 April 8, 2021

unisexually appealing

A person whose personality and/or features attract both men and women, regardless of sexual orientation. Often in a class of their own.

Bro: "See that girl over there? Damn I want her."
Gay Chick: "One night is all it would take..."
Chick: "I'd go gay for her."

Everybody wants her. She's unisexually appealing.

unisexually appealing by Unicorns & Rainbows June 8, 2010

Unsexual 

Someone who does not have a sexual preference, or is in a relationship but does not have/enjoy sex. This mostly occurs with women, but the term "Unsexual" is usually only used when refering to males. Unsexuals can have relationships, but the relationships are usually pressuring because of sex. So the unsexual will either have sex to please the partner, or break up with the person. Almost all unsexuals end up alone, unless they find a partner that is also an unsexual.

Zelda: "So how long have you and Bill been dating?"
Mary: "6 months"
Zelda: "So how's the sex?"
Mary: "Umm... we don't have sex... Bill's an Unsexual"
Zelda: "Oh my, I'm so sorry"

Unsexual by Immortal-Jake January 22, 2007