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punoose 

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(adj.) 1. A word defining something stupid, retarded, ugly, or just plain moronic.

2. A word describing something with big ears or something with a strong sent of curry.

3. Another name for Jaden.

(n) 1. The last name of the ugliest thing in the world, next to Dirti Diva.
"Did you see that punoose crossing the street?
-Yea he was the ugliest thing I have ever seen, and he reeked of curry!"
punoose by M4rShm3ll0z March 9, 2008
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Penoose 

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When a man commits suicide with genitalia.
"Did you hear about Jim?"
"Yea, I heard he penoosed himself. Im actually impressed.
Penoose by CatPower January 4, 2015
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punnoose 

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a slang name for an indian straight ghetto man

"Yo, what's tight, my punnoose?"
punnoose by nDnDc November 7, 2006

panoose 

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a panoose is one good penis masage.
Daniela gives one hell of a panoose.
panoose by shvans September 19, 2007

Penoose 

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A penis that is long enough to tie into a noose.
It's a penis, it's a noose, it's a fucking penoose.
Penoose by galaxypanda June 12, 2017

penoose 

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Another way of spelling "penis". This word is especially useful when some guy lets his Johnson "think" for him, and he gets in trouble as a result. It's like the guy put a noose around his own neck!!!

"Dang, that greasy dude should have known better than to have sex with that skank in the bathroom. He lost his job because he let his penoose think for him!"
penoose by The Guvnah July 22, 2007

punosexual 

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one who is sexually aroused or excited by puns
man, Felix is such a punosexual, he got all hot and bothered when I made that pair/pear joke
punosexual by m to the d December 9, 2007
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Friend 1: Minimap
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