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Penoose
Penoose by galaxypanda June 12, 2017
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penoose • PEENOOSE • Panoose • Penorse • penose • Penrose • penoos • Penrose, Colorado • Penrose Poppet • penrose steamer
penoose
Another way of spelling "penis". This word is especially useful when some guy lets his Johnson "think" for him, and he gets in trouble as a result. It's like the guy put a noose around his own neck!!!
"Dang, that greasy dude should have known better than to have sex with that skank in the bathroom. He lost his job because he let his penoose think for him!"
penoose by The Guvnah July 22, 2007
peenoose
peenoose by david flopidonk June 9, 2014
Penorse
"My boyfriend has a huge penorse, what about yours?"
Working Up A Penrose
A cock that is semi-hard but extremely red after repeated masturbation or a marathon sex session. Resembles a Penrose brand sausage.
Devon watched porn all weekend long and was working up a penrose after two days of repeated wanking.
Working Up A Penrose by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.