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A penis that is long enough to tie into a noose.
It's a penis, it's a noose, it's a fucking penoose.
Penoose by galaxypanda June 12, 2017
Another way of spelling "penis". This word is especially useful when some guy lets his Johnson "think" for him, and he gets in trouble as a result. It's like the guy put a noose around his own neck!!!

"Dang, that greasy dude should have known better than to have sex with that skank in the bathroom. He lost his job because he let his penoose think for him!"
penoose by The Guvnah July 22, 2007

peenoose 

A disfigured or non-functioning penis.
bill was diagnosed with a peenoose
peenoose by david flopidonk June 9, 2014
A person that has a large penis (Pen), thats hung like a horse (orse).

"My boyfriend has a huge penorse, what about yours?"
Penorse by amanda225 February 8, 2009

Working Up A Penrose 

A cock that is semi-hard but extremely red after repeated masturbation or a marathon sex session. Resembles a Penrose brand sausage.
Devon watched porn all weekend long and was working up a penrose after two days of repeated wanking.
A name for the male genitalia that may only be used by people with the highest understanding of existence itself.
penoos.
penoos by penoos April 6, 2021
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