pumm 

Slang for 'vagina'

Josh: My bitch has a tight pumm!

pumm by Trampikey and Goldie! June 29, 2005

Pumm puff 

When you fuck a girl and she farts out the front bum

It's a natural occurring thing when you have BDS (big dick syndrome)

as soon as you as hear that sound withdraw and tell her you left some beans on the hob cooking

grab your trainers ASAP and leave your socks every man for himself at this point

Tramp you just pumm puffed

Pumm puff by River don July 21, 2018

pummel the porcelain

This describes taking an urgent dump in the toilet.

After the chili special, I had to go pummel the porcelain!

pummel the porcelain by I, Wreckerrr February 4, 2017

Pummer

When someone opens a can or bottle but only drinks 1-2 sips then forgets it.
Only drinking a sip of a drink and forgetting about it.

Latin Potum-iners meaning Drink lazy

"Who pummed this drink? it's barely touched!"
"Dont invite the Smith's they're a bunch of pummers,they never finish their drinks!"
"My kids are huge pummers, they never finish their drinks!"

Pummer by Alexander williams December 9, 2013

Pummel Speed 

Pummel Speed is defined as the speed at which the insertion of a penis into an anus will result in the formation of third degree friction burns on the penis. This has been calculated to approximately equate to 43.72m/s.

Man 1: Omg I so want you to fuck my ass.
Man 2: Sorry gorgeous, I was drunk last night and pounded this random dude at pummel speed.
Man 1: Ouchies! That'd hurt!
Man 2: Yeah it does...

Pummel Speed by goldenfinch September 18, 2017

gastric pummeled belly 

An unsettling of your stomach that can be caused by several different things. A night of drinking, a spicy meal, or any type of dairy product. This may also cause your stomach to boil, brew, or induce violent and explosive bowel movements and diarrhea.

I just polished off a pizza and a 12 pack of Old Milwaukee's Best Light. I guarantee that at about 5am tonight I'm going to have serious GPB. Yeah, that's Gastric Pummeled Belly.

gastric pummeled belly by Junkboyy January 15, 2009

Pummeler farmer 

Someone who does a very mindless task over and over just to become acknowledged by others.

- Have you seen Oomkin lately?
- Oh yeah that dude is a real pummeler farmer. What a jerk.

Pummeler farmer by l00my March 17, 2022