Definitions by Junkboyy

gastric pummeled belly 

An unsettling of your stomach that can be caused by several different things. A night of drinking, a spicy meal, or any type of dairy product. This may also cause your stomach to boil, brew, or induce violent and explosive bowel movements and diarrhea.

I just polished off a pizza and a 12 pack of Old Milwaukee's Best Light. I guarantee that at about 5am tonight I'm going to have serious GPB. Yeah, that's Gastric Pummeled Belly.

gastric pummeled belly by Junkboyy January 15, 2009

portuglish 

To speak a mixture of portuguese and english at the same time. Intermingling of words in a sentence from both languages that only someone who speaks both languages, or has recently begun to learn the other, would understand.

My in-laws are from Brazil, and I know they're saying something bad about me when they spout off in portuglish.

portuglish by Junkboyy January 6, 2009

clipping skinnies 

To drink beers quickly or with the intention of getting very drunk. To make haste in the disposal of beers by ingesting them.

I can't wait to start clipping skinnies after work today.

clipping skinnies by Junkboyy December 24, 2008

butt porridge 

Defecation or feces that resembles a bowl of porridge. Soupy, yet thick consistency, in a very dark brown color.

John just made Goldilocks her lunch in the toilet. He's serving up a huge bowl of Butt Porridge.

butt porridge by Junkboyy December 21, 2008