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to physically desecrate/destroy the vagina of a female
Common to shout during or after a fiece and/or rapid sexual encounter.

Woman: MY VAGINA'S ON FIRE!!!!
Man : You just got pummeled.
pummel by digitalevil1 December 13, 2009
A Fitness Freak who gets enjoyment from intense workout to the point of sickness, all in the name of being shredded
You gunna Pummel today?
Pummel by whaddado November 3, 2016
A monster from my singing monsters. They are silly
“Pummel is so silly!!”
Everyone needs a Pummel in their life to put glitter in your boring life. Pummel is not just a name it's a personality trait. Pummels are unice!!!
Person 1: „Do you see that girl right there?“
Person 2: „Yeah she's such a Pummel“

Pummel meanwhile:„I eat rainbows and poop butterflies 🦄🌈🦋“
Pummel by pummel the unicorn March 21, 2022

pummel the porcelain

This describes taking an urgent dump in the toilet.
After the chili special, I had to go pummel the porcelain!

Pummel Speed 

Pummel Speed is defined as the speed at which the insertion of a penis into an anus will result in the formation of third degree friction burns on the penis. This has been calculated to approximately equate to 43.72m/s.
Man 1: Omg I so want you to fuck my ass.
Man 2: Sorry gorgeous, I was drunk last night and pounded this random dude at pummel speed.
Man 1: Ouchies! That'd hurt!
Man 2: Yeah it does...
Pummel Speed by goldenfinch September 18, 2017