2 definitions by River don

When you fuck a girl and she farts out the front bum

It's a natural occurring thing when you have BDS (big dick syndrome)

as soon as you as hear that sound withdraw and tell her you left some beans on the hob cooking

grab your trainers ASAP and leave your socks every man for himself at this point
Tramp you just pumm puffed
by River don July 21, 2018
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A tall beautiful sexy brave woman

She is Capable of making anyman fall in love as I am one of her victims

She is very intelligent and she not afraid to use it

She has the most mesmerising eyes you will ever see gazing into the night sky and got shit on her

A smile that will take you off you feet

Her laugh will make you smile with happiness ever time you hear it

This makes her a Triple threat if you find yourself a Kay Jane Marry her !
Where my Kay Jane ?
by River don July 20, 2018
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