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To reek total havoc upon another, to pummel, or to be pummeled. To kick another's arse to unrecognizable condition.
Give me dat butta-finga mo fo befo I give some severe pummelage on yo ass bee-otch.
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The noun for pummel.
None available - it should make sense.
pummelage by Hero Protagonist August 27, 2004

pummelled 

To be beaten to a pulp and therefore no longer able to continue your feeble attempts at living.
Marty is gunna get pummelled for being so insolent
pummelled by Fabbers July 26, 2006

pummelfest 

1. A brief instance when a person aggressively strikes at individuals in a group of people (or continually strikes the same person)
2. To have multiple sessions of aggressive, borderline violent sex.
1. Once Freddy found out I stole his yellow crayon, I got my ass handed to me. It was quite a pummelfest until he tuckered out.

2. On Valentine's Day, I could hear George and Sally-May having a pummelfest next door. It went on for hours and I'm almost certain they broke their bed.
pummelfest by SuperEboy January 24, 2014

pummelled up the bunghole

usually performed by a gwynne. to ravage someone from behind.
chris pummelled me up the bunghole last night

Pummela Handerson 

A nickname given to one's hand when masturbating to make it sound slightly more glorious (i.e. like "Pamela Anderson")
So you went home and scored with Pummela Handerson?
Pummela Handerson by Spit Blood April 20, 2003
A soft smooth wet flange like area around a young girls vagina preferably an 18 year old girl dressed in slutty uniform.
Little Bo Beep exclaimed when realising she had her pummage in full view: "Oooh, my pummage is showing!!!"
Pummage by Pablo Hasan October 22, 2008
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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