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lilliam pumpernickel 

this is the full name of the music composer lil pump, who is the mastermind behind such classics as: gucci gang and drose
guy 1: dude did you hear the new lil pump song
guy 2: the fuck, do you mean lilliam pumpernickel
guy 1: who?
guy 2: *cocks glock* LILLIAM PUMPERNICKEL THE CREATOR OF GUCCI GANG
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pummel the porcelain

This describes taking an urgent dump in the toilet.
After the chili special, I had to go pummel the porcelain!

fist pumpers 

annoying ass people at dances, all they do is fist pump and get in other peoples way when they are trying to get their twerk on. they all also called anti-twerkers. sometimes try to start a train when other people are too busy twerking.
Jason: How was the dance yesterday?

Dennis: It was horrible, fist pumpers were blocking my girl and me

Jason: That sucks. Well I was throwing my hands in the air and grinding on a girl while some guy was trying grind on me

Dennis: Dude, I think you were the fist pumper

Jason:..........
fist pumpers by "Brian Bui" December 17, 2012

midget pumper 

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a dwarf or midget.
We need to find a midget pumper to bone up this midget.
midget pumper by det.und August 26, 2005

Gas Pumper 

Anal sex where the male spreads open his partner's buttocks and inserts his penis inside as deep as it can go. He then thrusts repetitively or "pumps" until ejaculation. Upon said ejaculation, the receiver will clench his or her butthole, preventing the semen from being released. The fun does not end there because round two must be initiated virtually, immediately afterwards. The process is repeated, although when the receiver's butthole is spread, it is the sole responsibility of the pumper to let as little semen escape as possible as he dives in for this round. The pumping begins again and if done correctly, the excess friction combined with the reservoir of semen accumulated from the first ejaculation will yield a small, yet apparent amount of gas that is leaked from the process. After ejaculation for the second time, the pumper will claim his reward as he kneels over to open his partner's butthole as well as his own mouth. He then begins to feast upon the semen saved up in his partner's butt. This hot and steamy surprise is just enough to satisfy the hard work and dedication put into this process.
After a few monotonous nights of anal sex, Ken and Bridget decided to mix up their sex lives by trying the Gas Pumper. Bridget was in awe knowing that Ken had enjoyed the semen she had harbored in her butt for him.

booty anal semen fun pump sex beautiful
Gas Pumper by GimmieGas September 5, 2016

Double pumper dump tank operation 

When guys at a firehouse invite a girl over to tag team her in the back of a firetruck and proceeding to plant the seed in her. Giving her the name double pumper dump tank.
Chad and brad invited Jessica over to the firehouse one night but little did she know she was about to receive a hard lesson on double pumper dump tank operations
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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