Puddlefist

The act of a male ‘pulling out’ during the act of making love with his freaky, freaky bitch before he ejaculates into a puddle on the floor. The male then dips his knuckles into said puddle and fists the ever-loving fuck out of his partner.

Person 1: “Dude Becky is a freak! I hear she likes to get puddlefisted!”
Person 2: “What’s the big deal? I’ve been getting puddlefisted since 2007.”

Puddlefist by Puddlefistinsince07 May 5, 2019

Puddlefile 

An alluring puddle that doesn't look nearly as treacherous as it is. That type of puddle that says you can step in me and be just fine. But when you do water covers your entire shoe or you slip and bust your ass and leaves you cold and embarrassed in a place you dont want to be.

I thought i would be fine, it seemed innocent enough. But that puddlefile raped me and my new shoes .

Puddlefile by poptartjesus December 6, 2009

Piddlefitz

1) A bum cover.

2) Boys (aka dead boys since all boys are dead)

3) Sailor's Dungarees.

Hey man, your piddlefitz is loose and showing something it shouldn't.

Those piddlefitz' are ruining my lawn!!

"Attention Sailors, it's dress down friday so put on your piddlefitz."

Piddlefitz by The Piddler May 8, 2008

puddlist

A person that has the magic ability to find a puddle with their foot no matter what.

"Oh dang, only a master puddlist could cause so much chaos and destruction."

puddlist by Fufur February 26, 2008

PUDDLEFILE 

An individual who keeps all the puddle all to himself at a party, gathering or social event.

John smoked the entire bowl to himself In front of all of his buddies. Thus, becoming known as a puddlefile.

PUDDLEFILE by M&D HARTZ November 12, 2022

puddlefied 

when you wake up in a puddle of your own drool while taking a nap or falling asleep

person 1: "how'd you sleep"
person 2: "i was puddlefied"

puddlefied by anonymous December 2, 2024