Puzzlefied 

adj. when someone is so confused they cant make up their mind and everybody else suffers from your idiotic and lack of knowledge

" Hey puzzlefied man in the front your holding up the line make a decision!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Puzzlefied by jjjjooooohhhhnnnnkkkkaaazzzzzz August 7, 2008

Purplefied 

The state of being after smoking Purple Haze. Symptoms include seeing everything in purple, cravings for grape drink, laziness, and the munchies.

Steve over there is totally purplefied.

Purplefied by Assdaddy March 13, 2011

puzzlepiece

when a guy is sucking on another guys dick and the guy he is sucking, is sucking the first guy

The gays puzzlepieced and had each pthers dicks in there mouth for thirty minutes.

puzzlepiece by D_DOG May 13, 2006

puddlefied 

when you wake up in a puddle of your own drool while taking a nap or falling asleep

person 1: "how'd you sleep"
person 2: "i was puddlefied"

puddlefied by anonymous December 2, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019