pseudocry 

When you’re sad but unable to cry for some reason so you just sit/lie down wishing you could cry. Sad music is optional.

After the argument, he went into his room to pseudocry.

After thinking about her all day, I finally broke down and pseudocried, while listening to sad music.

She was pseudocrying because she knew that it would never work out between us.

pseudocry by dynamite14 May 17, 2022

pseudoceleb 

A known personality who is only or mostly famous for their work on reality TV, getting pics taken by the paparazzi, putting out sex tapes and/or going on multiple talk shows. Someone who is famous and/or talked about without actually having any talent or actual career other than being and promoting themselves. A person who is famous only for being well known.

Paris Hilton is a prime example of being a pseudoceleb. The housewives on Bravo are pseudocelebs. Snooki and the Jersey Shore cast are all pseudocelebs. Scott Disick is a hanger on Kardashian and lives off being a pseudoceleb by hosting parties at nightclubs. Many has been famous people drift into being pseudocelebs when they get desperate for attention and/or money.

pseudoceleb by angelofdevs May 22, 2013

pseudofriend 

An irritating individual that you call a friend but you don't really get on with due to

a) the fact they are a sponger
b) they constantly backstab you and all of your real friends
c) they have an artificial sense of superiority, which comes from them reading one book, making them an instant expert on a subject
d) they only know you when they want something major(ref sponger)
e) they are a transparent manipulator
f) they show unashamed arrogance when displaying their worldy knowledge to others.

Psychologically unbalanced, they struggle to take control of their life, and in the process compensate by controlling other peoples.

Often spotted by these character traits: Narrow minded, open mouthed, short on social skills and tells tall stories.

Phew, my mates invited me to a barbecue! Saves from meeting up with your 'pseudofriends'.

pseudofriend by missadventure November 1, 2006

pseudocidal 

Someone who tries to fake a suicide for attention

"he is so pseudocidal, he didn't even load the gun before fake shooting himself in front of his parents"

pseudocidal by AustinLU March 27, 2009

pseudodrunk

1) People who drink (particularly females and college freshmen) and instantaneously claim they are drunk/intoxicated, and continue to do so by saying, "OHHHHHH MYYYYYY GODDDD I'm SOOOOOO drunk!"
2) People who can be in the same room as alcohol and suddenly become morons, acting as if they just took a full keg to themselves.

Have you noticed every time Megan takes the first sip out of her beer, within minutes she starts to claim she's "SO drunk"? What a pseudodrunk.

pseudodrunk by Jaymi June 1, 2007

Pseudogay 

The act of pretending to be Gay,in order to avoid unnecessary relations with the opposite sex at a given time.

Phill:Hey...I love tom...he's such a good guy.
Alex:I love him too..but he's kinsey six Gay...he blew off that hot blonde at my party.
Phill:lol...no dude...he just pseudogayed her cause his into brunettes now...
Alex:nice...

Pseudogay by Sahand666 September 22, 2012

pseudocide 

To fake one's death; to make others believe one has commited suicide

When John commited pseudocide, he watched the reports on his own death the next day.

pseudocide by Tyler McBride October 23, 2007