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pseudocidal 

Someone who tries to fake a suicide for attention
"he is so pseudocidal, he didn't even load the gun before fake shooting himself in front of his parents"
pseudocidal by AustinLU March 27, 2009
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pseudocidal  

A term used when a person-usually teenaged-acts out in a somewhat lame suicidal manner to get attention.
Ben was pseudocidal when he swallow a whole bottle of Flinstone vitamins.
pseudocidal by schuyler_15 April 7, 2009

Pseudocidal 

Dramatic exaggerated harmless attempt at suicide, rarely successful, and not meant to actually result in death, but to garner attention.
That crayzee emo patient in room 14 said he wanted to kill himself, his plan was to overdose on 4 tylenol. He's "pseudocidal"
Pseudocidal by Nurse Wretched March 14, 2012

Pseudominals 

Pseudo Abs. Also known as skinny boy abs

Basically Abs that one did not have to work for but are there because of their metabolism
Oooh. That skinny boy has some pseudominals
Pseudominals by HigherThanAKyte February 17, 2015

pseudocide 

To fake one's death; to make others believe one has commited suicide
When John commited pseudocide, he watched the reports on his own death the next day.
pseudocide by Tyler McBride October 23, 2007

pseudocide 

An act of self-harm that is in no way intended to kill the harmee; the sort of attempt to express dissatisfaction with one's life that mental health professionals sometimes refer to as a 'cry for help', for example, Fall Out Boy lead singer Pete Wentz's overdose of the anti-depressant Atavan.
Elton John once committed pseudocide by sticking his head in a gas oven after putting out the pilot light.
pseudocide by Amanda the Quirky One October 31, 2007

pseudocide 

a fake suicide (mostly used for photography purposes or some sort of spiritual/symbolic means.
person1: "Hey i heard that chick in your math class killed herself."

person2: "Nah, it was just a pseudocide. The pics are on Myspace."
pseudocide by Powers27 June 25, 2007
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