Monke

Monke is Yes
by dynamite14 August 21, 2021
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pseudocry

When you’re sad but unable to cry for some reason so you just sit/lie down wishing you could cry. Sad music is optional.
After the argument, he went into his room to pseudocry.

After thinking about her all day, I finally broke down and pseudocried, while listening to sad music.

She was pseudocrying because she knew that it would never work out between us.
by dynamite14 May 17, 2022
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Beckett

Beckett is not real.
Person 1: I saw Beckett the other day.

Person 2: That’s impossible.
by dynamite14 August 13, 2021
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