prostitties 

1. When a prostitute has really big tits that everyone seems to notice including your dad and grandpa.

2. When you can only get to third base with a prostitute.

3. When someone looks like a prostitute and has big tits.

1. Oh my gosh Jared did you see them prostitties on that baby?

2. Well at least I got them prostitties before her dad John came in her room.

3. Wow Aubrey looks like she maybe a prostitty!

prostitties by THOUGHT WRONG January 27, 2017

Posititties

Boobs so large you have to get a custom fit bra

Man 1: I heard you hit it with Grace last night
Man 2: Yea bro her tits were so big that bitch had posititties

Posititties by alolli8 June 2, 2018

mashed potitties 

When you take two exceptionally sized breasts and mash them into one super breast

When I get home I'm gonna make some mashed potitties.

I can't wait for Thanksgiving to make some Mashed potitties

mashed potitties by FacksOnly November 19, 2014

Prostitutes 

Someone who has dedicated their life and "organ" to make people happy, in return for money, but beware of the DISEASES.

Guy 1: Did you hear about the prostitutes that were killed yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah, it's ashame, all they were doing is making life more enjoyable for those who can't get "none"

Prostitutes by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005

national prostitutes day 

Oct. 23
The day we celebrate and honor our nations whores. On this day we remember the harlots that gave up the goods for cash and trinkets.

Tricia may have banged them all, but she got paid. Call her a dirty hoe if you must, but even she gets respect on national prostitutes day.

national prostitutes day by Devil Dog 69 August 26, 2020

Kazakhstan's Prostitutes 

The cleanest in the region. Except of course Turkmenistan's.

Related: Borat , Comedy , Kazakhstan , Bigotry

"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world,

all other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!

Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.

Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,

they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,

we invented toffee and the trouser belt.

Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,

except of course for Turkmenistan's.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,

from junction with testes to tip of its face"

Kazakhstan's Prostitutes by Liberal Lady Ann November 3, 2016

Jeff Kingsbury and the British Prostitutes 

A group of people who may appear to be awkward together but instead, they aren't. The Jk's and BP's are a group of friends who like to make music together. They are commonly lower-level university students.

ex.) Those JK's and BP's will be at open mic tonight, wanna go?
Sorry, I can't come. I am hanging out with Jeff Kingsbury and the British Prostitutes.

Jeff Kingsbury and the British Prostitutes by EmmaDavid January 16, 2009