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mashed potitties 

When you take two exceptionally sized breasts and mash them into one super breast
When I get home I'm gonna make some mashed potitties.

I can't wait for Thanksgiving to make some Mashed potitties
mashed potitties by FacksOnly November 19, 2014

Polititties

The actions of a group of people or individual that has limited authority but an overinflated sense of power. For example: School Administrations that refuse to work with reasonable requests, Hospital Staff that do not listen to the doctors and nurses, and CEO's of big companies that enjoy making life hell for "underlings." These actions are unintelligent, badly thought out, and counterproductive.
Because of the principal's polititties I couldn't get the Independent Study I needed.

The Boss's polititties didn't allow the workers to re-arrange their schedules to get more work done.
Polititties by Hilary Owen April 21, 2008

Prostititties 

Noun, plural

When money is exchanged for the handling of, viewing of, or using of the mouth on breasts, the involved pair of breasts are known as "prostititties". An active prostitute's breasts are also known as "prostititties".
I could only get prostititties off of that girl last night. (because the person had to pay to get boob)

Those look like prostititties to me. (because the woman appears to be a prostitute, and her breasts are probably visible)
Prostititties by Tarantella May 20, 2013

prostitties 

1. When a prostitute has really big tits that everyone seems to notice including your dad and grandpa.

2. When you can only get to third base with a prostitute.

3. When someone looks like a prostitute and has big tits.
1. Oh my gosh Jared did you see them prostitties on that baby?

2. Well at least I got them prostitties before her dad John came in her room.

3. Wow Aubrey looks like she maybe a prostitty!
prostitties by THOUGHT WRONG January 27, 2017

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026