Skip to main content

mashed potitties 

When you take two exceptionally sized breasts and mash them into one super breast
When I get home I'm gonna make some mashed potitties.

I can't wait for Thanksgiving to make some Mashed potitties
mashed potitties by FacksOnly November 19, 2014

Polititties

The actions of a group of people or individual that has limited authority but an overinflated sense of power. For example: School Administrations that refuse to work with reasonable requests, Hospital Staff that do not listen to the doctors and nurses, and CEO's of big companies that enjoy making life hell for "underlings." These actions are unintelligent, badly thought out, and counterproductive.
Because of the principal's polititties I couldn't get the Independent Study I needed.

The Boss's polititties didn't allow the workers to re-arrange their schedules to get more work done.
Polititties by Hilary Owen April 21, 2008

Prostititties 

Noun, plural

When money is exchanged for the handling of, viewing of, or using of the mouth on breasts, the involved pair of breasts are known as "prostititties". An active prostitute's breasts are also known as "prostititties".
I could only get prostititties off of that girl last night. (because the person had to pay to get boob)

Those look like prostititties to me. (because the woman appears to be a prostitute, and her breasts are probably visible)
Prostititties by Tarantella May 20, 2013

prostitties 

1. When a prostitute has really big tits that everyone seems to notice including your dad and grandpa.

2. When you can only get to third base with a prostitute.

3. When someone looks like a prostitute and has big tits.
1. Oh my gosh Jared did you see them prostitties on that baby?

2. Well at least I got them prostitties before her dad John came in her room.

3. Wow Aubrey looks like she maybe a prostitty!
prostitties by THOUGHT WRONG January 27, 2017
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026