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Prostititties 

Noun, plural

When money is exchanged for the handling of, viewing of, or using of the mouth on breasts, the involved pair of breasts are known as "prostititties". An active prostitute's breasts are also known as "prostititties".
I could only get prostititties off of that girl last night. (because the person had to pay to get boob)

Those look like prostititties to me. (because the woman appears to be a prostitute, and her breasts are probably visible)
Prostititties by Tarantella May 20, 2013
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Posititties

Boobs so large you have to get a custom fit bra
Man 1: I heard you hit it with Grace last night
Man 2: Yea bro her tits were so big that bitch had posititties
Posititties by alolli8 June 2, 2018

Prostituties 

All the diseases that you can get from a prostitute lumped into one word.
That slut Wendy gave me prostituties and now I have one week to live.
Prostituties by JPage December 25, 2007

Prostituties 

Prostitutes that are under the age of 18.
You know, I normally wouldn't do this to prostituties, but theirs sumthin about you...
Prostituties by WaaBaa May 1, 2009

Prostituties 

Prostituties a new breakfast cereal that doesn't snap, crackle, or pop, it just lays there and lets you eat it.
Everyone would like "Prostituties," for breakfast.
Prostituties by Ima.AssOe June 28, 2014

prostitties 

1. When a prostitute has really big tits that everyone seems to notice including your dad and grandpa.

2. When you can only get to third base with a prostitute.

3. When someone looks like a prostitute and has big tits.
1. Oh my gosh Jared did you see them prostitties on that baby?

2. Well at least I got them prostitties before her dad John came in her room.

3. Wow Aubrey looks like she maybe a prostitty!
prostitties by THOUGHT WRONG January 27, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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