19 definition by Liberal Lady Ann

Top Definition
An ethnic group that originated from the island of Ireland. Historically, they were proficient tradesmen, artisans, and founders of the Gaelic language. They were some of the fiercest fighters in Europe, and were grouped in familial tribes under a democratically elected King or Queen. The Romans refused to fight them, but the English decided they were up to the task. After a small time period of only 400 years, they finally conquered Ireland. By the mid-late 1800's it became safe enough for an Englishman to travel to all parts of Ireland. Since they now had complete and total control, the English decided to, as usual, abuse their subjects. The Irish were treated as second-class citizens, sold as slaves overseas, and made to pay harsh taxes. In the early 1900's the Irish fought back, and the southern portion of Ireland regained freedom. The northern part did not. To this day there is hope that Ireland will once again be reunited as a whole country once again. With the advent of Brexit, these dreams will likely be realized within the next 30 years.

The children of Ireland can be found across the globe, and can be recognized from their high cheekbones, mid-depth eye-sockets, downward slanted eye-sockets, pointed eyebrows, pale white skin, thin lips, broad shoulders, strong chins, and mostly clan based surnames. ie Kelly, O'Donnell, ect.
"They're the Irish."
via giphy
by Liberal Lady Ann November 07, 2016

Mug icon
Buy a The Irish mug!
The sort of weather where the skies are blue, the grass is bright, and there is lots of sunlight! It is generally warmer when the sun is out, so people in colder climates find it quite pleasant. People located in hotter climates may not be so fond of it.
Guy 1: Nice weather innit?
Guy 2: Yeah! Sunny weather is always nice!
via giphy
by Liberal Lady Ann November 05, 2016

Mug icon
Buy a Sunny Weather mug!
A flock of walking toilet paper rolls. The tip is even folded nicely, for a classy touch.
Guy 1: The Ku Klux Klan is coming to town.
Guy 2: Grab a baseball bat, nab a couple and we'll make Grammy comfortable throughout the rest of the year without having to buy triple-ply.
Guy 1: I'll go get the kids. They'll love this!
via giphy
by Liberal Lady Ann November 07, 2016

Mug icon
Buy a The Ku Klux Klan mug!
A very pretty, kind person who won't let anything get them down. Empathetic, diligent, and a chronic procrastinator. You are loved.
"You are beautiful."
via giphy
by Liberal Lady Ann November 07, 2016

Mug icon
Buy a You mug!
The cleanest in the region. Except of course Turkmenistan's.

Related: Borat , Comedy , Kazakhstan , Bigotry
"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world,

all other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!

Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.

Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,

they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,

we invented toffee and the trouser belt.

Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,

except of course for Turkmenistan's.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,

from junction with testes to tip of its face"
by Liberal Lady Ann November 03, 2016

Mug icon
Buy a Kazakhstan's Prostitutes mug!
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump
CNN Reporter: Our presidential candidates: Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump!
Everyone else: Look! The Spawn of Satan!
via giphy
by Liberal Lady Ann November 07, 2016

Mug icon
Buy a The Spawn of Satan mug!
A user-submitted definition for a word, posted on the site www.urbandictionary.com. The word can be real, and it's definition true. It can also be entirely made up from the word to it's definition. Or, the definition for a real word or person could be falsified. The only regulation on content is approval or disapproval if users, whom vote on which definitions to allow onto the site.

Common content found on the site include "definitions" that serve only to glorify certain people, or defame others. Also, an infamous use of the website is to make up sexual vocabulary ie: Truffle Butter or attach graphically sexual definitions to actual words ie: Queen Victoria.
Guy 1: Did you hear Miles got his Urban Dictionary Definition included on the site?
Guy 2: I've shit things more interesting than that fact.
Guy 1: It's about you thought. It says you're a - - -

Guy 2: Who gives a damn? No one knows.

Guy 1: - - - sexy son of a bitch,
*Awkward Stares*
Guy 2: He's gay?
Guy 1: Yup.
via giphy
by Liberal Lady Ann November 05, 2016

Mug icon
Buy a Urban Dictionary Definition mug!