I was lonely so I went down to the market and solicited the company of a couple nice Yukon Gold prostitatoes.
by Swipperton December 23, 2020
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Guy 1: Did you hear about the prostitutes that were killed yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's ashame, all they were doing is making life more enjoyable for those who can't get "none"
Guy 2: Yeah, it's ashame, all they were doing is making life more enjoyable for those who can't get "none"
by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005
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The day we celebrate and honor our nations whores. On this day we remember the harlots that gave up the goods for cash and trinkets.
The day we celebrate and honor our nations whores. On this day we remember the harlots that gave up the goods for cash and trinkets.
Tricia may have banged them all, but she got paid. Call her a dirty hoe if you must, but even she gets respect on national prostitutes day.
by Devil Dog 69 August 26, 2020
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"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world,
all other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.
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from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.
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they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,
we invented toffee and the trouser belt.
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,
except of course for Turkmenistan's.
Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,
from junction with testes to tip of its face"
all other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,
they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,
we invented toffee and the trouser belt.
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,
except of course for Turkmenistan's.
Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,
from junction with testes to tip of its face"
by Liberal Lady Ann November 3, 2016
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ex.) Those JK's and BP's will be at open mic tonight, wanna go?
Sorry, I can't come. I am hanging out with Jeff Kingsbury and the British Prostitutes.
Sorry, I can't come. I am hanging out with Jeff Kingsbury and the British Prostitutes.
by EmmaDavid January 16, 2009
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