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Prostitude 

noun - being or existing in a state of promiscuous, whore-like mentality/behavior.
Not unlike words with a similar suffix, such as "quietude".
adj. - Prostitudinous
Bob- "See that slit over there?"
Joe- "Yeah, what about her? She's beat."
Bob- "Right, but can you sense her....prostitude?"
Joe- "Affirmative. It's tainting the air."
Prostitude by Strange Blue August 12, 2006

Prostituty 

Adjective: How to describe something that has a distinct whore nature to it.
Ben: "Did you have to add so much make up to her?"
Miles: "I was trying to make her more prostituty."
Prostituty by whatyouhearinartclass December 14, 2010

Prostistupid 

One who becomes a media whore and goes public with with such an arrogant display of ignorance..

"...Because prostitutes in Germany are taxed at 50% of earnings,"
Tax authorities in Germany are poised to claim 50 per cent of the £8,800 paid for a weekend of sex. The cash that the teenage Romanian-born student, Alina Percea, earned from a 45-year-old Italian businessman who took her virginity with unprotected sex.

Prostitution is legal in Germany - but Prostistupid is heavily taxed.
Prostistupid by Vv_SoulTaker June 25, 2009

Prostituty 

When a non-working girl dresses like a prostitute. Coined by Comedian Amy Snowden.
Erica: Look at Josephine over there with her lil' prostituty outfit. I bet she didn't even pay that much for a short skirt and push up bra.
Prostituty by Jason Blazes December 14, 2017

prostitude 

Dude check it out, that chick has a prostitude problem.
prostitude by LBD Moe November 27, 2011

prostitude 

A transgender (born male)that is a sex worker.
Her name is Laura in the daytime, and Larry at night time! She's one of the best prostitudes in the metropolitan area!
prostitude by Larry or Laura December 20, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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