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Prostitortion 

Offering or devoting one's talent to an unworthy use or cause and obtaining money or something of value by the abuse of one's office or authority.
The head writer for "The Herald Today" displayed such blatant prostitortion by writing feature articles for the mob while taking money under the table.
Prostitortion by Mandy Stark August 28, 2008

Prostitude 

noun - being or existing in a state of promiscuous, whore-like mentality/behavior.
Not unlike words with a similar suffix, such as "quietude".
adj. - Prostitudinous
Bob- "See that slit over there?"
Joe- "Yeah, what about her? She's beat."
Bob- "Right, but can you sense her....prostitude?"
Joe- "Affirmative. It's tainting the air."
Prostitude by Strange Blue August 12, 2006

ProstiTutor

An individual who teaches, either by example or coercion, the proper way to sell one's body and sexual services for money.

Usually the prostiTutor is a pimp but can sometimes be an older, more experienced hooker and lessons include (but are not limited to) the most effective ways to attire one's self, proper sexual technique and financial management.

The most successful prostiTutors tend to be appreciated by their student's clients, but the students usually require more persuasion. Effective prostiTutors have many methods of earning their students respect, but most often provide drugs free of charge until such time as the budding street-worker becomes addicted and cannot afford to pay for their habit.

Though prostiTutors and their students are usually considered by mainstream society to have come from poverted backgrounds, it is not necessarily the case.

ProstiTutors can be high-tech, and have been known to find prospective students on the internet by targeting users of such social networking sites as MySpace, Facebook or Twitter. In fact, the internet has given ProstiTutors the ability to recruit young people not just from poverted backgrounds, but from a broader spectrum of society.
Misty: "I wish I had your pimp, mine never gives me any spending money..."

Tanisha: "I got lucky, he's been the best prostitutor a ho could ask for, and hardly ever smacks me around..."
ProstiTutor by Sunshyne Lollipops February 3, 2010

prostituterous

An action that is both slutty and preposterous.
Dude 1: Did you see that girl dancing?
Dude 2: Prostituterous

prostituous 

like a prostitute, as a prostitute would do
Her lipstick and clothes looked quite prostituous
prostituous by the trigstar May 22, 2007

prostitutor

A person employed to educate and have sexual relations. The tutoring sessions usually have a happy ending.
Chip: Dude you want to go to the district tonight?

Dale: No man, I can't. I am failing spanish so my prostitutor is coming tonight. It is going to be a long night.

Chip: Alright, be sure to rubber up dude.
prostitutor by soothsayer90 June 8, 2011
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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