prisonbait

A step above jailbait. A preteen girl who dresses in slutty clothing making you want to bang her. But of course if you do, you'll likely end up serving 10-20 years in prison as a child molester, so be warned.

Guy 1 - "Barack Obama's daughter is hot."

Guy 2 - "Dude, she's like 11 years old! You'd better not be looking at her 'cause she's prisonbait man."

prisonbait by Patbenatar January 26, 2010

Prisonbait

A form of baiting, both online and in real life, designed to provoke someone into doing or saying something that could lead to jail, prison, a lawsuit, or at minimum a criminal record. Prisonbait is "how to catch a predator" expanded to cover any action that could result in legal consequences: intentional civil disobedience, incriminating statements, admissions of guilt, or participation in staged illegal activities. The baiter creates situations where the target feels safe to incriminate themselves—a private conversation that isn't private, a protest that's being filmed by undercover officers, a online forum run by law enforcement. Once the target takes the bait, the evidence is handed to authorities. Prisonbait is the art of turning people into criminals by creating opportunities for crime.

Example: "The online forum seemed like a place for political discussion, but it was prisonbait—run by law enforcement, designed to attract people angry enough to say something incriminating. When he posted about 'overthrowing the government,' he thought he was venting. The screen shot became evidence; the knock on his door came weeks later. Prisonbait had worked: he'd provided the rope; they'd made the noose."

Prisonbait by Dumu The Void February 19, 2026

prisontation

A long boring work presentation one is forced to watch without the hope of getting up and walking out. Usually involves PowerPoint and bullets and low-res charts.

John, at corporate, is making his PowerPoint prisontation mandatory for all team members.

prisontation by manfun October 23, 2012

prisonbitch 

A man or woman who gets sexually abused by another man or woman in jail.

Don't fuck with me or you'll become my prisonbitch.

prisonbitch by Dick March 6, 2005

prisonity 

To lose your anal virginity in Prison

Leroy: " Damn man I took that fish's prisonity in two seconds flat!"
Tom : Yeah and he bled for a week!"

prisonity by Nielskin June 5, 2007

prisontation

When an individual is forced by a governing authority to perform or attend a presentation against their will.

No I can't meet you for golf this afternoon, my boss has scheduled a 3 o'clock prisontation.

prisontation by NateDaDogg January 3, 2011

prisonball 

A variation of dodgeball played with two mats, one on each side of the court, gym, etc. When players get out, they go to the mat (or prison) on the other side of the court. To get back in the game, they must catch a ball thrown from a teammate on the other side. The game continues until an entire team is in prison, making the opposing team the winner.

We lost the game of prisonball because we couldn't get anyone out of jail/prison.

prisonball by jmess May 22, 2006