powerpoint

A heinous, but useful microsoft tool for putting together presentations of slides/viewgraphs.
This little piece of sh -- I mean, software comes with MS Office and it features creepy templates and clipart, your helpful friend Clippit and strategic incompatibilities with previous versions of itself.
It masquerades as a graphics program, but cannot touch Adobe in any way shape or form, so it is instead as annoyingly incompatible with Adobe as possible.
Also, it will HOG all your SWAP SPACE.
Bastard.

Person: Instead of doing real technical work, I spent all day making powerpoint slides out of my results, only to have the software freeze my computer after a few hours.

by creaternity May 12, 2006

Powerpoint

A device used for presenting specific projects in a class which requires very little work and just copy-and-pasted Wikipedia information.

That douchebag just made a powerpoint on Saturn because he has no brain.

by kierstenvelope October 20, 2008

PowerPoint

A sad little slideshow program that makes it look like you're not reading a text during an oral presentation as much.

Wow! He memorized the entire text! The PowerPoint was for OUR benefit, not his!

by MarComiX March 5, 2009

Powerpoint

To point at an individual with a foam finger

Yes I see that cheerleader on the field, but would you stop with the powerpoint, everyone knows you are gawking.

by Stoolie September 5, 2013

Powerpoint

Anus. The pressure point that elicits an impactful response.

I jumped through the roof when she hit my PowerPoint.

by Sparty911 November 1, 2019

Powerpoint

Source of power. Pin point to the person who has the authority to change things and or has the power to have the decision to everybody.

We can't decide the plan for monday because Maria is the powerpoint.

by hotdogsncaramel February 12, 2021

PowerPoint

A program in which you can create perfect presentations, which is part of the Microsoft Office pack

Today on computer technology class, I made my own PowerPoint presentation. It’s about the world’s seven continents and their countries.

by bluestinger66 February 19, 2023