by manfun December 05, 2011
the post-meal food drool in the corner of a person's mouth that they tastelessly leave for other's to gaze upon.
after we ate a the pizza parlor, Harry had facegravy all over his mouth and no one said anything, and we all enjoyed it.
by manfun December 04, 2011
a non-traditional way to celebrate the expected birth of a child by kidnapping the mother and throwing a Bacchus party to celebrate her transformation from a lady into a mother.
by manfun November 28, 2016
the study of men who have multiple private adulterous affairs and then have a go at public office while wearing an Indian Jones hat
Did you see Herman Cain wearing that Indian Jones hat on Fox and then he denied those women he financially and physically assisted? No... Well, you better study up on your hermaneutics!
by manfun December 06, 2011
The party thrown by buddies for a great guy after he announces he will be a father. The party typically includes, fine meat, such as aged ribs, pork shoulder and artisanal cheese fixed in a Valhalla fashion in a get away weekend of fun and based around the lollygagging and tom foolery that dudes enjoy with pulling over another.
Corey texted his friends that he was going to be a father. His friend Deed replied, how about we take you upstate for a Boy's Can Swim Soiree?
by manfun January 13, 2012
Occurs in one's neck when binge-watching shows on a laptop set on an angle between you and another for four to fourteen hours. Involves stiffness in upper back, but is justified by TV-induced elation.
by manfun May 26, 2014
The weekend long right of passage thrown by buddies for a great guy after he announces he will be a father for the first time. The party typically includes: fine aged ribs, pork shoulder and artisanal cheese fixed in a Valhalla fashion with micro beer and such and in a get away "guys only fashion", hour to hour events are based around lollygagging games and tom foolery that dudes enjoy and take delight in, all to divert attention away from the conscious fact that one of their close buddies will soon pull away from the pack and devote his attention to the needs of his family.
Corey texted his friends that he was going to be a father for the first time. Slowly his buddies texted him back to congratulate him and ask when they could throw him a Manshower Weekend, to honor his ability to procreate.
by manfun January 13, 2012