fuck with me

contact me; get a hold of me; holler at me; help me out; let's get together

dude1: hey what are you up to this weekend?

dude2: i have no clue, fuck with me!

or

--twitter user--

@hobopelican: here's the link to my new album/movie/song...fuck with me people!! (read: i'd like to precipitously increase my fan base, please check out whatever it is i may or may not be slinging.

by hobopelican August 18, 2010

fuck on me

the act of being wronged, conned, or done harm towards

Really Brittany, how you gonna do me like that?!? You, gonna fuck on ME?!

by ImRickJamesBeeotch April 29, 2010

fuck me fuck me

When saying it once just isn't enough.

As Brett took Ana from behind, both hands twisting her nipples and thrusting vigorously inside her rectum, she screamed 'fuck me fuck me'

by Fedora Jack September 21, 2016

Fuck on me

A term homosexuals use when they want to start an orgy

Oh Devin, fuck on me!

by Leschman July 07, 2011

Are you fucking with me

It's like are you kidding me, but more extreme

Lauren is walking and steps in dog shit and yells are you fucking with me

by jewelsd October 15, 2019

Don't fuck with me

A request to not be bothered. Usually a more angered one and threathening one.

Don't fuck with me asshole.

by CurlyHayami September 09, 2004

don't fuck with me

01. Phrase used when you are sick of people's shit.
2. Phrase used when you don't know what the motives, benefits, or prerogative is of a person or group of people.
3. Phrase used when one can't see to wrap their brain around what the fuck is actually going on with a certain situation and no one else has any means to effectively communicate.

Don't fuck with me.

by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015