pressler

To choke ; To fail ; to be on a good streak and then do the worst possible action.

Eric pulled a real pressler after throwing that gutterball after being on a triple in bowling.

by mr. met00 April 17, 2011

seth Pressler

The realest nigga alive

Damn... dat nigga seth pressler really is the realest nigga alive

by Sour candy randy April 22, 2021

Pressley

Pressley A very beautiful one of a kind girl that can make you smile no matter what. If youre down she can bring you back up. Has the most beautiful eyes youll ever see. Pressley is kinda crazy and can be a bitch at times. A girl youll fall in love with at first glance. A very good kisser and has a nice big ass. A girl no guy is deserving of. She probably doesnt even know how great she really is and how much she means to that special person. She has a beauty that nobody else even comes close to. She is the kindest person you will ever meet and you will often find yourself always smiling when your around her. She is always tryin to lighten the day up and she knows how to make someone smile. She is a beautiful person inside and out every feature that she posseses is engraved in your mind from the second you lay eyes on her. She is not limited to just physical features her personality is as beautiful. You wonder how it is that a person this extraordinary can exist but find yourself just appreciatin the fact that she exists and even better yet that you know. Pressley is simply put the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She has a stunning body beautiful face and her eyes will make you stop dead in your tracks. Is likely seen roaming around with the luckiest man on earth who will always love her no matter what. Words cannot describe a Pressley, even these.

Dude you know that pressley girl?

Yeah, but dude you better watch out, shes dangerious.

by Unknown Crazzedd Boo<3 July 23, 2011

Dick Pressers

When a man has the audacity to wear women's skinny jeans, he is wearing dick pressers.

"I saw this girl wearing skinny jeans but when she turned around i realized it was a dude with long hair wearing dick pressers."

"My brother stole his girlfriend's skinny jeans, and now they're dick pressers."

"I was going to borrow some of my brother's jeans, but i'll be damned if they weren't all dick pressers."

by Inmate # ZQ78674 March 5, 2013

Pressley Hosbach

Pressley Hosbach is an American dancer. She was on dance moms in it's eighth season and was annoyingly overlooked by the hungry beast, Abby.

She is also on the Brat show, stage fright playing Roxie.

Did you watch dance moms last night

Yeah, Pressley Hosbach's solo was great

by Can Kendall have a solo April 26, 2020

presser

short for press conference

Pete Dick: "What you wanna do after the game?"
TP: "I wanna order another beer and watch the presser on ESPN."
Pete Dick: "Lets get a pitcher then, those guys can get long winded, especially if Shaq is playin."

by Pete Dick March 9, 2008

pressert

A dessert you have before the meal.

I had two cinnamon rolls for pressert at the buffet, but I still saved room for ice cream at the end.

by Lerxst888 May 23, 2016