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seth Pressler 

Damn... dat nigga seth pressler really is the realest nigga alive

Pressley 

Pressley A very beautiful one of a kind girl that can make you smile no matter what. If youre down she can bring you back up. Has the most beautiful eyes youll ever see. Pressley is kinda crazy and can be a bitch at times. A girl youll fall in love with at first glance. A very good kisser and has a nice big ass. A girl no guy is deserving of. She probably doesnt even know how great she really is and how much she means to that special person. She has a beauty that nobody else even comes close to. She is the kindest person you will ever meet and you will often find yourself always smiling when your around her. She is always tryin to lighten the day up and she knows how to make someone smile. She is a beautiful person inside and out every feature that she posseses is engraved in your mind from the second you lay eyes on her. She is not limited to just physical features her personality is as beautiful. You wonder how it is that a person this extraordinary can exist but find yourself just appreciatin the fact that she exists and even better yet that you know. Pressley is simply put the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She has a stunning body beautiful face and her eyes will make you stop dead in your tracks. Is likely seen roaming around with the luckiest man on earth who will always love her no matter what. Words cannot describe a Pressley, even these.
Dude you know that pressley girl?

Yeah, but dude you better watch out, shes dangerious.

Dick Pressers 

When a man has the audacity to wear women's skinny jeans, he is wearing dick pressers.
"I saw this girl wearing skinny jeans but when she turned around i realized it was a dude with long hair wearing dick pressers."

"My brother stole his girlfriend's skinny jeans, and now they're dick pressers."

"I was going to borrow some of my brother's jeans, but i'll be damned if they weren't all dick pressers."

Pressley Hosbach 

Pressley Hosbach is an American dancer. She was on dance moms in it's eighth season and was annoyingly overlooked by the hungry beast, Abby.

She is also on the Brat show, stage fright playing Roxie.
Did you watch dance moms last night

Yeah, Pressley Hosbach's solo was great
short for press conference
Pete Dick: "What you wanna do after the game?"
TP: "I wanna order another beer and watch the presser on ESPN."
Pete Dick: "Lets get a pitcher then, those guys can get long winded, especially if Shaq is playin."
presser by Pete Dick March 9, 2008

pressert 

A dessert you have before the meal.
I had two cinnamon rolls for pressert at the buffet, but I still saved room for ice cream at the end.
pressert by Lerxst888 May 23, 2016
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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