pressert 

A dessert you have before the meal.

I had two cinnamon rolls for pressert at the buffet, but I still saved room for ice cream at the end.

pressert by Lerxst888 May 23, 2016

Pressert 

Pressert (n) a noun meaning any dessert type food consumed before a meal.

Origin: it was first established as a main stream word in Montana in August of 2002. While ridding the Great Divide Mtn Bike route from Canada to Mexico fire Captain Benjamin III and Aaron, in search of a great deal of calories to sustain the constant days of riding carrying 35kilo's of gear, would at every meal consume 2 desserts, the one after the meal was of course dessert,the one before the meal became know as Pressert. The word has been used by them ever since.

Pressert by monkey73 April 6, 2008

Pressert 

Dessert you have before a meal

Eating icecream for pressert always gives me froobs

Pressert by JoshuR July 14, 2010

Pressert 

The sweet treat you eat BEFORE having lunch or dinner. A portmanteau of "pre" and "dessert". Sometimes but not always replacing a "real" dessert.

We ate chocolate bars in the car on the way to dinner. Peanut butter cups, the perfect Pressert.

Pressert by pedalling pedant May 22, 2014

Pressert 

The act of eating dessert before a meal

Also, eating a chick out before you get nasty with 'er

Jameson is fat, he has pressert and dessert with every meal

Pressert by Jake Spangle August 29, 2007

Pressert 

When a girl gives a blow job and swallows, before eating dinner

Becky made a great sammich for Derek's lunch, so he rewarded her with a pressert that night.

Pressert by JMoney05 July 8, 2011

Pressert 

What you give the kids before your delivery from Krispie Kream arrives.

Encouraging kids to have their own dessert that they enjoy, to allow the parents to have the bigger, better dessert and not share.

To jizz everywhere.

Pre dessert sharing pressert

Pressert by Svsgt1bag December 15, 2023