presser
short for press conference
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Presser Pit
The habitance of the majority of the music students at Illinois Wesleyan University.
The social destination within Illinois Wesleyan University School of Music.
A central lower-level lounge outfitted with couches among the practice rooms of Presser Hall.
A place for music kids to mess around.
aka 'the pit'
The social destination within Illinois Wesleyan University School of Music.
A central lower-level lounge outfitted with couches among the practice rooms of Presser Hall.
A place for music kids to mess around.
aka 'the pit'
"Where have you been all weekend?" "Presser Pit."
"I went to Presser to practice but ended up napping in the pit."
"When did you take those ridiculous photos??" "In the pit around midnight yesterday."
"I went to Presser to practice but ended up napping in the pit."
"When did you take those ridiculous photos??" "In the pit around midnight yesterday."
Presser Pit by vv28 November 26, 2009
Pencil Presser
A person who has anxious tendencies to the point where they carry a lot of tension when they write causing them to frequently press down and chip the tips of their pencil. They feel like they hold the weight of the world on their shoulders, and it makes them anxious, nervous, and on edge during their daily life. Their handwriting is usually dark and focused as they try to stay calm while writing, but can't bear to relax.
Pencil Presser by kayliHkitkat November 22, 2020
bed presser
A person of great weight who exerts considerable pressure on his mattress. In vogue during Shakespeare's lifetime.
bed presser by Dauntless December 25, 2005
The Presser
Defecating onto a plate or piece of tin foil then leaving it on a door step, kitchen counter, etc.... for others to find...
Dude, I walked out this morning and someone had done The Presser on our door step last night.... Very Fucked up....
The Presser by Wincensnort April 29, 2010
Grease Presser
A health-conscious person who goes as far as to press their napkin on to their pizza in an attempt to rid it of the top layer of grease-as if this will make their pizza any healthier.
Jeff: Hey,is Logan coming to the party tonight?
Andrew: Nah man,he's a total grease presser.He'll ruin the pizza.
Jeff:That's disgusting,man.
Andrew: Nah man,he's a total grease presser.He'll ruin the pizza.
Jeff:That's disgusting,man.
Grease Presser by kbair February 22, 2012
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