presser 

short for press conference

Pete Dick: "What you wanna do after the game?"
TP: "I wanna order another beer and watch the presser on ESPN."
Pete Dick: "Lets get a pitcher then, those guys can get long winded, especially if Shaq is playin."

presser by Pete Dick March 9, 2008

Presser 

The description of a thing or process to make it seem far more complicated than it actually is.

While turning the disengaging device, pull the entire assembly toward you with a vigorous motion simultaneously moving your body out of the way. And thats how you open a door. Said Presser.

Presser by Her-Man October 17, 2008

Presser Pit 

The habitance of the majority of the music students at Illinois Wesleyan University.

The social destination within Illinois Wesleyan University School of Music.

A central lower-level lounge outfitted with couches among the practice rooms of Presser Hall.

A place for music kids to mess around.

aka 'the pit'

"Where have you been all weekend?" "Presser Pit."

"I went to Presser to practice but ended up napping in the pit."

"When did you take those ridiculous photos??" "In the pit around midnight yesterday."

Presser Pit by vv28 November 26, 2009

Pencil Presser

A person who has anxious tendencies to the point where they carry a lot of tension when they write causing them to frequently press down and chip the tips of their pencil. They feel like they hold the weight of the world on their shoulders, and it makes them anxious, nervous, and on edge during their daily life. Their handwriting is usually dark and focused as they try to stay calm while writing, but can't bear to relax.

Stop freaking about nothing Syndey you being such a pencil presser.

Pencil Presser by kayliHkitkat November 22, 2020

bed presser

A person of great weight who exerts considerable pressure on his mattress. In vogue during Shakespeare's lifetime.

I hear king Henri was quite the bed presser.

bed presser by Dauntless December 25, 2005

The Presser 

Defecating onto a plate or piece of tin foil then leaving it on a door step, kitchen counter, etc.... for others to find...

Dude, I walked out this morning and someone had done The Presser on our door step last night.... Very Fucked up....

The Presser by Wincensnort April 29, 2010

Grease Presser 

A health-conscious person who goes as far as to press their napkin on to their pizza in an attempt to rid it of the top layer of grease-as if this will make their pizza any healthier.

Jeff: Hey,is Logan coming to the party tonight?

Andrew: Nah man,he's a total grease presser.He'll ruin the pizza.

Jeff:That's disgusting,man.

Grease Presser by kbair February 22, 2012