I had two cinnamon rolls for pressert at the buffet, but I still saved room for ice cream at the end.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Origin: it was first established as a main stream word in Montana in August of 2002. While ridding the Great Divide Mtn Bike route from Canada to Mexico fire Captain Benjamin III and Aaron, in search of a great deal of calories to sustain the constant days of riding carrying 35kilo's of gear, would at every meal consume 2 desserts, the one after the meal was of course dessert,the one before the meal became know as Pressert. The word has been used by them ever since.

Eating icecream for pressert always gives me froobs

We ate chocolate bars in the car on the way to dinner. Peanut butter cups, the perfect Pressert.

Jameson is fat, he has pressert and dessert with every meal

Becky made a great sammich for Derek's lunch, so he rewarded her with a pressert that night.