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post road ponytail
A term derived from the far east side of Indianapolis. Describes a ponytail with just a few short strands of hair that sits on top of a woman's head and the rest of the hair is gel'd down (most likely matted).
post road ponytail by CandyCurve April 19, 2017
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poyta • Poytatoes • pootang • ponytail • pootang pie • Pogtastic • poltard • poota • paytan • ponytailing
Pootanology
The study of pootanas, devised by the community at large that were tired of fake ads and high pricing.
Paul, an expert Pootanology researcher, has been perusing online pootana sites getting a feel for pricing, who's profile is legit and which pootana includes anal.
Pootanology by Sixamenos October 6, 2019
President Poptart
Hardcore on the surface but intellectually and psychologically “soft” on the inside, President Poptart wants us to see him as a hard bargaining dealmaker who fights for America; unfortunately it is a mere mask to cover his greedy agenda.
President Poptart by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019
Pootana
Women of the night who perform sexual favors in return for reward. Usually it's cash however some do accept bitcoin, credit card or direct deposit. Pootanas that don't ask for any form of gratuity exist in many numbers and all over the world, upon further study, investigation and compiling statistical data it is inevitable that they will cost you exponentially more in the long term.
trisha paytas syndrome
trisha paytas syndrome by amypoehlerismysouldmate July 27, 2021
Ponytailer
A ponytail holder as described by a man out of touch with pop culture. He hails from some weird state like MissourAAAAh. He recently met the greatest woman ALIVE and is thanking his lucky stars on the daily that she has 'saved' him from a life full of open source code and sausage parties.
My cat just ate my ponytailer and is gonna be sick later.
My girlfriend keeps wearing my ponytailers home from my house in the morning...maybe I should cut my hair short like a man...
My girlfriend keeps wearing my ponytailers home from my house in the morning...maybe I should cut my hair short like a man...
Ponytailer by Erin, the greatest woman alive March 14, 2011
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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