Kookaburra, can be confused with a species of bird that is native to Australia. It can also mean blow job, head job or felatio as the sounds of the kookaburra strongly resembles that of a woman vigorously performing felatio. .
by Sixamenos October 2, 2018
Get the Kookaburramug. A male of a non Thai background (farang) who pays (sin sod) to a Thai pootanas parents for they're daughters hand in marriage. These men are generally referred to as big malakas and many end up not only with a massive head ache for the duration of the marriage but also paying through the nose keeping the Thai pootana and her parents comfortable, if at some stage the parents require a new house or car, the Thai pootana may be told, not asked, to dump her current farang and find a new sin sod paying farang who will fund this.
Michael: That Thai pootanas parents are asking for an exorbitant amount of money so I can marry they're daughter. Paul: You want to be a sin sod paying farang? !!! Your a big malaka, with the big money they're asking you can plug a hell of a lot of different paid pootanas for many years with less headache. You marry that pootana and I don't want to know you.
by Sixamenos January 31, 2020
Get the Sin Sod Paying Farangmug. A common neurotic illness where a person has taken too many different cocks. which is usually self inflicted amongst hookers.
Vasily told me about a experience where the the hookers responses in conversation were senseless and full of lies. My advice to was to steer clear of cock poisened women
by Sixamenos September 19, 2025
Get the Cock Poisenedmug. Women of the night who perform sexual favors in return for reward. Usually it's cash however some do accept bitcoin, credit card or direct deposit. Pootanas that don't ask for any form of gratuity exist in many numbers and all over the world, upon further study, investigation and compiling statistical data it is inevitable that they will cost you exponentially more in the long term.
Found a nice pootana on an internet site last night. Was a decent pootana, took it deep up the kelloggs trippa with no complaints and for the grand finale gave me an awesome kookaburra simultaneously cleaning me and making sure I was dry.
by Sixamenos December 19, 2019
Get the Pootanamug. The study of pootanas, devised by the community at large that were tired of fake ads and high pricing.
Paul, an expert Pootanology researcher, has been perusing online pootana sites getting a feel for pricing, who's profile is legit and which pootana includes anal.
by Sixamenos October 6, 2019
Get the Pootanologymug. Found a pootana on the internet that took it deep up the kellogs trippa. I booked the pootana for an hour incall and deeply vaccinated her with my hot spunk.
by Sixamenos October 20, 2021
Get the Vaccinatedmug. English people attempting to speak Greek and using the words Keloggs Trippa as an attempt at pronunciating "Kollo Trippa". The real pronunciation is Kollo trippa which means ass hole, chocolate starfish or rectum.
by Sixamenos August 28, 2018
Get the kelloggs trippamug.