Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Used to describe a man in the depths of a mid-life crisis. This term has nothing to do with the subject's actual head hair. Rather, it deals with a man attempting to relive his younger years.
Rodney's been ponytailing pretty hard lately. He just bought a puppy and has been spotted jogging around the college.
by Douglas Pine August 03, 2005
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The acts performed by a middle-aged man in the throes of his midlife crisis.
Joel just bough a Miata. He is ponytailing pretty hard.
by buttreygoodness August 03, 2005
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