ponytailing 

The act of creeping up behind a girl and yanking down on her ponytail to see what reactions she elicits.

Steve: "Bob let's go ponytailing. Try that hot blonde over there."
*Bob pulls ponytail*
Girl: "NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING"

ponytailing by ptwizzle February 28, 2014

Ponytailing 

Used to describe a man in the depths of a mid-life crisis. This term has nothing to do with the subject's actual head hair. Rather, it deals with a man attempting to relive his younger years.

Rodney's been ponytailing pretty hard lately. He just bought a puppy and has been spotted jogging around the college.

Ponytailing by Douglas Pine August 29, 2005

ponytailing 

The acts performed by a middle-aged man in the throes of his midlife crisis.

Joel just bough a Miata. He is ponytailing pretty hard.

ponytailing by buttreygoodness August 29, 2005

Ponytailing 

Ponytailing is the act of pulling a ponytail out of your anus and crawling around on all fours with a horse's tail hanging out of your ass.

"Yeehaw, Mama! We're Ponytailing Now! Giddyup, Texas!"

Ponytailing by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023

Porktailing

The act of masturbating with raw bacon wrapped around a persons male parts.

My girlfriend was porktailing me this morning right before breakfast. AMAZING!! My dick still tastes like bacon after I showered.

Porktailing by Lawless States December 30, 2017

ponytapping 

Fucking a pony in the ass to hard it dies.

Hey Sam, want to go ponytapping with me?

ponytapping by Fanthousand September 8, 2020

Ponytailiban

Pony tailed hipster liberal

You sound just like some of the graying Ponytailiban that live near me.

Ponytailiban by JIm Don Bob March 9, 2024