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Women of the night who perform sexual favors in return for reward. Usually it's cash however some do accept bitcoin, credit card or direct deposit. Pootanas that don't ask for any form of gratuity exist in many numbers and all over the world, upon further study, investigation and compiling statistical data it is inevitable that they will cost you exponentially more in the long term.
Found a nice pootana on an internet site last night. Was a decent pootana, took it deep up the kelloggs trippa with no complaints and for the grand finale gave me an awesome kookaburra simultaneously cleaning me and making sure I was dry.
Pootana by Sixamenos December 19, 2019
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Pootanology

The study of pootanas, devised by the community at large that were tired of fake ads and high pricing.
Paul, an expert Pootanology researcher, has been perusing online pootana sites getting a feel for pricing, who's profile is legit and which pootana includes anal.
Pootanology by Sixamenos October 6, 2019
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poutanas gios

This is what League of Legends players (mostly greek from the eune server) refer to their opponents (especially Teemo players).
Eisai poutanas gios

He is a poutanas gios
poutanas gios by jekkelock January 8, 2020
The pooanator announced to the toilet "I'll be back" (Just ate a bunch of prunes)
pooanator by KrizziKat August 23, 2019

poutanaki 

A greek word for "Little whore", all young girls are one, older women used to be that but now they are simply poutanes (whores)
Also it could mean something in Japanese, but it doesn't.
Eisai to poutanaki mou?
Poutanaki!
Ai gamisou poutanaki
poutanaki by podogliftis December 26, 2005

Poopanator

A terminator who poops a lot.

A human pooping machine.

An animal poop machine.

A word crazy ladies like to call their dogs.


Verbs: poopanating.
"Dude, what a poopanator!"

"My mom calls my dog Elly a poopanator. What the fuck is that?"
Poopanator by missgrant69 April 6, 2009
Another name for the town of Putnam CT used predominantly by the young Turkish demographic.
Yo you see coach from Pootnam? He's having another kid.
Pootnam by Mr. Kadir January 26, 2021
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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