power tools 

vibrators, bullets, butterflies, licorice stix, purple flirts, etc

I just bought some new power tools at the fun party. Its not small you gotta plug it in the wall.

power tools by Mr. Reality Music May 8, 2008

power tool 

Power Tool - One who exceeds the normal definition of tool and goes above and beyond in their unknowingness that they are being used.

Currently used to describe the most diligent, hard-working, never-see-sunlight students at MIT.

You may substitute a brand-name power tool to get the desired effect, i.e. Sawzall, or just make the sound/hand motion of using a chainsaw.

This guy can't talk about anything but his classes, and I think he's studied for this one test for a week now, he's such a power tool.

power tool by Mr Bill November 30, 2004

Power Tool 

one who possesses above-and-beyond qualities of toolishness and/or douchebaggery

Guy #1: Man, he's the biggest tool I've ever seen!
Guy #2: Yeah, he's a total power tool.

Power Tool by definitively October 26, 2009

power tool 

A particular variety of tool who holds or seeks positions of power just for the sake of holding power itself, frequently found in politics and corporate upper management or executive positions.

The more I hear about that guy running for Senate, the more he looks like a power tool who's only in it for status and influence.

Our new metaboss is such a power tool; I hope he keeps climbing the ladder just so we won't have to deal with him for long.

power tool by Monseignore Laszlo August 6, 2010

Tool box with matching power douche accessories 

A tool box with matching power douche accessories is the most egregious form of tool. If a tool is a common douche-bag, and a tool box is where tons of tools go, then a tool box with matching power douche accessories is the apex predator of douches.

This person would be the megalodon of douche, the Elvis of douchebaggery, or the Mount Everest of douche. In the SCUBA diving world this person would be the Andrea Doria of douche. In rock climbing, this person would be the 5.15a of douche. In cycling, this person would be the Tour De Douche, except that he would have both testicles. In Kalifornia, this person would be the Nancy Pelosi of douche. In the hand gun world, this person would be the Desert Eagle of douche...a douche that is completely unlike other douches to an almost comical, unnecessary degree.

HISTORY OF THE PHRASE:

Cliffy, a Sergeant in my unit in 3rd Infantry Division, referred to our commander (he who shall not be named) as a tool box with matching power douche accessories one time. We all instantly recognized the gravity of the phrase. Like the Tarrasque in Dungeons and Dragons, there can typically only be one tool box with matching power douche accessories in the world at any given point. According to legend, the tool box with matching power douche accessories may take on an apprentice tool box, and upon his death the apprentice will then gain the douche prowess of the then deceased tool box with matching power douche accessories.

"Man, our boss is the worse example of douchebaggery that I have ever witnessed in all my years in the military. He is a tool box with matching power douche accessories."

-Cliffy

Tool box with matching power douche accessories by CPT Ron April 30, 2013

powertool 

el capitan of the tool family, loser extrordinairre, someone who has a big head and talks big game, but every knows this person is lame and shuns/clowns him/her

will cirimele is a powertool.

powertool by tyrell April 23, 2003

powertooling 

1.Use of a power tool (Or similar device) to create another venue for penetration, most often non-consensual.

2. Sexual fetish involving the use of tools (powered or otherwise) to achieve arousal and/or stimulation.

"See that hole in her side? They say that's where Billy Ray powertooled her... she's never been the same."

"Yep, powertooling will do that to yah"

powertooling by Samo652 February 17, 2008