definitively's definitions

Power Tool

one who possesses above-and-beyond qualities of toolishness and/or douchebaggery

Guy #1: Man, he's the biggest tool I've ever seen!
Guy #2: Yeah, he's a total power tool.

by definitively October 26, 2009

g-bag

Female equivalent of a douchebag

Person #1: That girl's a douche.
Person #2: Yeah, what a g-bag!

by definitively October 27, 2009

Trophy Ginger

A Trophy Ginger is a ginger who, due to their exceptional qualities, is excused from being a ginger.

Dude, Jameson is so cool, I didn't even notice he's a ginger! Definitely a Trophy Ginger!

by definitively October 23, 2009

Pants Penis

Refers to the event of the zipper of the pants bending up giving the impression of a penis in a girl's pants.

Often occurs while sitting down.

Girl: Uck, I can't stand these jeans, they always give me a pants penis when I sit down!

by definitively October 23, 2009