poundsy poundsy 

A state of being where everything is just fine; used to describe a relationship where everyone is involved is at peace with each other.

"When you're up and riding high, everything is poundsy poundsy. Get a million pounds and all the skins give you hugs."
-Sadat X
"The Business"

poundsy poundsy by Starita January 23, 2004

Pounds Around 

The douchey attempt by somebody to gain group recognition for an undeserving joke. Typically requested by someone who assumes a false position of leadership, "Pounds Around" is usually met with group silence, tension, and the overwhelming urge to distance themselves from said speaker.

Guy: "Knock knock"
Group: "Who's there?"
Guy: "Nobody other than the hot babe I just scored! Pounds Around!"

Pounds Around by UnderworldLeader October 28, 2012

Covid-19 Pounds 

The extra weight put on your fat, couch riding ass during the Covid-19 lockdown because you got no job and you got no sex so you just eat.

When this is done, I am going to have to get back to the gym and loose these Covid-19 pounds.

My girls broke curfew and snuck over last night for a dick appointment. I felt a lot more cushion than usual. She gots the Covid-19 pounds.

Covid-19 Pounds by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020

Brown Pounds 

Weight of feces lost when one poops. Typically used when one is to/just has shitted a great deal, so much so that their post shit weight is significantly different that their pre shit weight

Richard: I'm about to shed some brown pounds
Mike: Don't forget to flush after!

Brown Pounds by gCats December 29, 2014

20 Pounds of Sushi Rice 

A lot of crank. Enough speed to stay awake for days.

He was tweaking on 20 pounds of sushi rice, and there was no way I was going to let him get behind the wheel.

20 Pounds of Sushi Rice by Forcebot November 12, 2010

Dong Pounds

A term for bars where people have spiked dog collars, shock collars and leashes on their partners dongs.

Jeffrey: “Dong Pounds in this city are insane. You can even poop and pee on the floor.”
Grant: “Wrigley Field is one of the biggest dong pounds in America!”

Dong Pounds by OrangeRichard September 14, 2018