Urban Dictionary: Brown Pounds

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Weight of feces lost when one poops. Typically used when one is to/just has shitted a great deal, so much so that their post shit weight is significantly different that their pre shit weight

Richard: I'm about to shed some brown pounds
Mike: Don't forget to flush after!

by gCats December 29, 2014

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A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.

PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!

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Brown-pound

To beat up a female who is much much smaller than you to the point where her face is extremely bruised. Taken from Chris Brown's beating of his hot girlfriend.

Aaron: Dude, my girlfriend said nickelback sucked. I brown-pounded her.

Jake: (hits aaron hard) dude, you dont hit a woman! and nickelback DOES suck!
(hits him again)

by DontLookBackInAnger March 14, 2009

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To punch a person directly in the anus.

The best way to shut somebody up is with a properly executed brownpound.

by MagicM July 08, 2006

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Brown Pound

The amount of money paid in total (over a month) to you whilst you're doing a poo at your job.

Any money earnt using the Brown Pound method is spend on binge food, drink or general crap.

"I get paid £5.00 an hour. I worked 24 hours over the past month, which means I earnt £120.00.

I spent 2 hours in total doing a poo over that month. That means my company paid me £10.00 to do a dump. Yay! Lets buy cookie dough!"

And thus, the Brown Pound is born.

by Peachixx February 26, 2007

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