postcop 

abbr. (post-copulation) An aggravation or argument ensuing just after copulation. May be caused by an immediate breech of precop agreement or determination of one party to change the previously agreed upon rules.

We had a postcop when Janice ruined my post coital bliss by immediately nagging me to stop seeing my friend Laura.

postcop by MrCalico January 26, 2009

Postcon Blues 

The depressed feeling you get after going to a convention and seeing friends. The afflicted usually desperately text or call everyone they know from the convention, spend ridiculous amounts of time on facebook and forums where they find their friends from the convention, and go over every memory hundreds of times.

Man, now that PortCon is over I have some major postcon blues.

I'm dreading the postcon blues feeling I'll have next week.

Postcon Blues by LosahLosah June 29, 2011

Postcoital Bliss 

That euphoric feeling directly after having an orgasm. After orgasm, both men and women release the chemicals oxytocin, prolactin, gamma amino butyric acid (GABA), and endorphins that work to tell the body and mind to relax after sex.

We were just laying there enjoying the postcoital bliss and he said "I love you". And I said, "just enjoy the afterglow and don't get all sappy".

Postcoital Bliss by Kate Charlton February 15, 2008

postcode envy 

Wishing to reside in a more established or elite area.

Too bad I live in Compton. I have postcode envy for 90210.

postcode envy by CherubChick November 29, 2013

Postcoital Confusion 

The confused state that one is in directly following an orgasm. In this state things can be said, agreed to, or promised that are not really meant. It is Postcoital Bliss with a variable.

Larry asked me if I loved him and in my postcoital confusion I said yes.

Postcoital Confusion by Kate Charlton November 4, 2008

Postcon 

To give your child a chair for Hanukkah.

I postconned my son last year, he got so depressed that his grades fell so low that he wasn't accepted into Harvard.

Postcon by I got a Chair December 23, 2008

Postcode Theory 

If you are currently married or have a partner, you are allowed to Pick up providing you are away from home and the postcode of that area begins with a different number to that of your home town.

Josh: I'm going away on holidays and i'm meeting up with a girl there.

Morgan: You dog what will Caroline think!

Josh: Nah its sweet dude the postcode there is 3564

Morgan: Postcode theory to the rescue

Postcode Theory by Cliffy September 21, 2005