Postcon
I postconned my son last year, he got so depressed that his grades fell so low that he wasn't accepted into Harvard.
Postcon by I got a Chair December 23, 2008
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Postcon
A postcon is almost the exact opposite of something or someone. Often used to trick people about the true appearance of things.
Postcon by Annie_Bank April 18, 2019
Postcon Blues
The depressed feeling you get after going to a convention and seeing friends. The afflicted usually desperately text or call everyone they know from the convention, spend ridiculous amounts of time on facebook and forums where they find their friends from the convention, and go over every memory hundreds of times.
Man, now that PortCon is over I have some major postcon blues.
I'm dreading the postcon blues feeling I'll have next week.
I'm dreading the postcon blues feeling I'll have next week.
Postcon Blues by LosahLosah June 29, 2011
Poston Junior High
If you thought tanacon was a shitshow then you obviously haven’t been to Poston Junior High. This school has drugs underage drinking AND mormons. The students here have a great faculty! This includes: that shark bitch ms. Hoe-ard, Gay ass motherfucker mr. raper, and fuckin mr. clean. More bithces have gotten pregnant here than in your uncles pre owned acura legend.
Poston Junior High by that_one_oot March 15, 2019
Postcoital Bliss
That euphoric feeling directly after having an orgasm. After orgasm, both men and women release the chemicals oxytocin, prolactin, gamma amino butyric acid (GABA), and endorphins that work to tell the body and mind to relax after sex.
We were just laying there enjoying the postcoital bliss and he said "I love you". And I said, "just enjoy the afterglow and don't get all sappy".
Postcoital Bliss by Kate Charlton February 15, 2008
postcode envy
postcode envy by CherubChick November 29, 2013
postonme
a cheesy knock-off of the fabulous urban dictionary wall. you can "schedule" your posts there for a whole hour, but be assured, no one will see it, because that site is dead as fuck...recently pwned by someone scheduling"suckiest. wall. EVER! for days on end.
postonme by da trick biatch May 4, 2006
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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