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porter potty shit 

a shit that you take and it builds up in one place in the toilet bowl so that it rises above the surface in a mountain like shape
Chris: OMG Ryan that is disgusting!
Ryan: What? are you talking about that is a porter potty shit if I've ever seen one
porter potty shit by BBBalla10 January 3, 2009

porter potty 

The way you think a portable toilet in a big tall rectangular box is spelled.
At least this is how i thought it was spelled.
"Ah man if i dont tell coach i gotta let one loose i may get a hershey surprise on the field"
porter potty by Meech March 28, 2005

Porter pottied 

To get a blowjob in a weird place
She Porter Pottied me in a church van
Porter pottied by Iamtheking13 July 25, 2016

Pottty Porter 

Polititian that mickey fin's teenage girls date rape drugs, and yet achieves political merit.
Don't be a Pottty Porter. Leave that girl's drink alone. Oh, and don't rape anyone. It's wrong, dude...
Pottty Porter by anonymous September 13, 2021

pooterpotamus 

noun
1. a large vagina
2. a whiner

Derived from the rare African animal.
Keith won't get a tattoo, he is being a pooterpotamus.

Kristin has had sexual intercourse with many, many men. She has a pooterpotamus.
pooterpotamus by jkdizzle February 10, 2008

porterpottied 

verb; past tense, The act of sucking a dick of a guy you just met after you had your period all over his dick.
I heard that girl porterpottied some dude last night.
porterpottied by bobo jango February 26, 2011