Definitions by Iamtheking13

Porter pottied

To get a blowjob in a weird place

She Porter Pottied me in a church van

Porter pottied by Iamtheking13 July 25, 2016

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Brown Key

One's permission to sticketh one's penis in the butthole

She gave me the Brown Key

Brown Key by Iamtheking13 July 25, 2016

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