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portable 

Adjective. Descriptive of a woman who is small enough to be carried around during sex, while being penetrated. Similar to a spinner. The most interesting position for a portable woman is the walking 69, usually seen in porn videos. Do not attempt this at home.
She's so small, she's completely portable, so we walked all over my apartment while we fucked.
portable by Evac156 February 17, 2005

Portable 

Anything with a handle regardless of it's size.
I don't care how big it is, if it has a handle, it's portable, case closed.
Portable by 36368876 August 2, 2022
You can take ur bf/gf out in public
U don't have a housewife you got a portable!
Portable by anonymous July 19, 2026

Portable Program 

A program that doesn't require installation, meaning you don't need administrator privileges to use it, and doesn't require a crack/keygen. Similar to a preactivated program, except it's all packed into one simple .exe file, with no or very few supporting files.
An easy way to avoid installing a program and taking up to much space, is downloading a Portable Program.
Portable Program by Palm3R October 18, 2008

portable dutch oven 

When you rip ass into a pillow case, close the top, then take it wherever your victim is and throw it over their head.
I farted in a pillow case and then ran over to bob, threw it on his head, and gave him a portable dutch oven.
portable dutch oven by saskwatch February 3, 2008

Portable-Niche 

Someone who believes the freedom to say anything regardless of the racist or homophobic meanings.

Someone who will choose the more offensive words even thou other more suitable words exits.
You don't have to use the word Fag or nigger, stop being a Portable-Niche
Portable-Niche by Wasp March 20, 2018
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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